Just a few minutes ago Craig came into the kitchen, chuckling, and said that Caroline asked him something about watching the “O’Reilly Factory.”
It’s such a welcome treat when kids say something cute, especially when just a few minutes earlier you were restraining yourself from throttling that same child for whining about snack options.
In other unrelated and randomly selected news, I’m happy that one of Virginia’s representatives is pushing for a ban on erectile dysfunction adds between the hours of 6 am and 10pm. I’m generally a free speech kind of girl, but I’m not really ready to answer the “mom, what’s e.d.?” question. Caroline pretty much only watches Disney or Nick (and the occasional episode of The O’Reilly Factory!), but she has quite the knack for hearing things you’d rather she didn’t. She has perfected the art of NOT hearing things like “put your shoes IN the shoe basket” and “it’s time for bed” but she is quick to hear everything you wish she’d never repeat.
Like the time she was five and asked “what’s sexy back?”
Bye bye Justin Timberlake.
Sniff, I still miss you JT.
These days we only listen to the Christian station in the car, or talk radio. But I’ve found myself muting conservative talk radio on occasion.
Kids are only innocent for a short time and I’d like to prolong it as long as humanly possible.
And besides, those commercials are kind of dumb. I don’t know one single person who sits in a claw footed bathtub next to his/her spouse in their own claw footed bath tub in a meadow.
Or in the ocean.
Who comes up with these ideas?