Would the mother of this child PLEASE come claim her?
And don’t forget the detangling spray!
And she enjoys crackers, too!
Because, yes, those flecks in her hair are indeed cracker crumbs from a snack she ate on top of the blanket that she used to rub in her hair to create static.
The other night Caroline and Craig were creating a storm of static electricity with their feet on the carpet and blankets on their heads. Then they’d try to create a big spark by touching each other on the face.
Anytime Caroline came near me with her electrically charged hands, I’d scream and threaten to do bodily harm if she touched me. I have bad static memories from living in the dry Arizona desert; you couldn’t touch a door handle or a can of food on the shelves in the grocery store without shocking yourself during the winter.
Just to make sure you didn’t think my kid walked around with nasty hair everyday, here’s a picture to show how lovely her hair can actually look.